In Freshman English, I sat next to a kid named, tragically, Sebastian. Living up to his name and his parents’ expectations, he was a pretty quirky kid. For example, Sebastian told me, in no uncertain terms, that he was going to write every one of his class papers on pizza.
I thought he was joking; this was college, after all. At least, I did until he turned in his first paper: “Pizza – The Metaphor Of Modernization”. Sebastian went on to write paper after paper about pizza. He argued various pizza styles, used toppings as metaphors, even wrote a thorough review of “Pizza Making – The Sport.”
Even more stunning than his bravery, was Sebastian’s grade – a solid A+. This was in college. They don’t exactly hand out A+’s. I was in awe. Seeing as I was facing a probably C, I asked Sebastian to teach me his skills. So, he taught me his 3 not-so-simple tricks for getting an A+ paper in college: [Read more…]